whoopee

zaff & i are gonna get BRAZIL JERSEYS, yeahh babyy! ((:
& we're gonna put em on, and take pics with brazil merchandise! caps, bags, whatever. and the world cup BALL! yayy!
but we just get the jerseys ah. hehehe.
ohhhhh excited.
then we can change & snap photos in the changing room. wooh! SO POSER. but whaat the heck who cares. poser poser lah.
:D

ANYWAY.
my orang tuas have been critics lately.
critic critic critic.
quite amusing lah. (insulting pun ada.. x)
my grandma insisted on measuring my chest again, just to make sure. cos she wants to make me my darling kebayas for this year's hari raya. she couldnt believe how deprived of womanly humps i am.

nenek: ehh. betul ke Nana punya -insert 't' word- saiz ni?
-then she measures my chest-
nenek: ya Allah, betul saiz dia... lepernya si de ni!

fine laa. maybe someday...

then my MOM.
mak: Nana, did you know that when you jalan (walk) your pantat (butt) macam ternaik?
-YA, ALLAH-
mak: betul! nevermind la. it's not very obvious. tapi mak boleh nampak! ada terkeluar sikit. (but i can see that it JUTS OUT)
me: okayy mak stop!
i've got a large enough collection of odd critisms. so now i'm tall (says everyone), too thin (says almost everyone), flat (says my beloved grandmother), i look dumb (said zaki) & apparently my ass juts out (to my mom).

baiklah. "what-to-do?" x)

i cant wait for sleepover la. (:


zaff. strangers says:
BUT WHAT IF THE CALLER IS IN THE HOUSE
diyanah (: says:
NOOOOOOOO
diyanah (: says:
SHIT I TAKOOOT
zaff. strangers says:
yahhh
zaff. strangers says:
then hes upstairs
zaff. strangers says:
"have you checked your icecream"
diyanah (: says:
hiiishhh! then we go check
diyanah (: says:
then he said "not melted yet kan?"
diyanah (: says:
ceh
diyanah (: says:
he's malay?
diyanah (: says:
x)
zaff. strangers says:
haha
zaff. strangers says:
then he say....."im gona get u siakk"