I embarrass myself.

person: why is it useless to tell a shopkeeper to keep quiet?
diy says:
it is?
diy says:
if you did maybe the shopkeeper WILL keep quiet
person says:
hahaha
person says:
interesting
person:
its a joke
diy says:
xD
diy says:
oh
diy says:
so im supposed to say why kan
diy says:
ok then
diy says:
Why?
diy says:
(Why am i so goddamn slenger xD)

Someone kick me.